I Should Put that on a Business Card…

… or maybe a t-shirt.

Paul says I’d make the perfect girlfriend because I’m a girl that likes beer, pizza, and cartoons. I have to take that with a grain of salt because 3 years ago Paul and I tried to be boyfriend-girlfriend and that didn’t work nearly as beautifully as our last couple of years of just-friends-ship has… or maybe it’s the part about how we’d rather share all of our girl-boy stories with each other than make each other the subject of them. Either way…

I won him over the night I brought him a 6-pk of Premo, a pizza, and told him I wanted to watch Futurama, so maybe there’s some merit to that.

Anyway, I thought maybe I could put that sentiment on a t-shirt. Maybe it’d up my chances if I added baseball, because I really do like baseball. I couldn’t have grown up in Memphis and NOT liked baseball. Everyone south of the Mason-Dixon grows up a Braves fan. (Don’t worry, I’m a Twins fan now having been up here for 12 years, but I’m always a baseball fan in general first).

So here goes:

SWF – likes: baseball, beer, pizza, and cartoons.

Ok, there’s obviously a helluva lot more to me than that, but my friend says that should at least be enough bait to get someone on the line.

Wanted: Glutton for Punishment

My friend is setting me up tomorrow. Ok, that’s really exaggerating. She is strategically putting me in a situation where there’s a single guy she wants me to meet.

On the one hand, I’m kind of excited and intrigued. If anyone knows me, it’s her, so I trust her judgment. On the other hand, I kind of feel sorry for any guy that becomes more than a make-out buddy for me right now.

Ha, I say that like I have one. I don’t.

I wish I did.

Anyway, I’m too indecisive about my everythings right now that I feel kind of bad for the guy that willingly subjects himself to my whims!

Then again, finding a guy that humors and plays to those whims could be kind of fun… at least I’m not boring

And if that doesn’t work…